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Sep. 6th, 2007

This is the sexy one refered to as Urahara. It's been a while because I've been a recluse lately and have considered nothing except leaving. If I stay there will be trouble and if I go it will be double. So you've got to let me know. Should I stay or should I go? I'll probably stay just to let you know. =D

P.S. I've missed you all. ♥
I think I got date rape drugged by Yukimura. Last I remember I was in the cafeteria with him and some guy with a really big gun who didn't like the word orgy. Which is a perfectly good word to sprinkle about in all your sentences to spice them up a bit. Replace destinations and places with the work orgy and every conversation is loads of fun. For example: Ichigo and I went to the barracks orgy and we had lots of fun. There a lot of people in the barracks orgy. So much fun. Anyway, if you have seen where I have been please tell me. ♥

By the way, Madlibs are fun. :)
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I sexed, sexy and weary,
Over many an attractive and steamy volume of hot lore,
While I humped, nearly napping, fast there came a tapping,
As of some one long rapping, rapping at my bedroom door.
"'Tis some lover," I muttered, "tapping at my bedroom door
Only this, and nothing more."

Ouch, hard I remember it was in the lucious December,
And each delicious dying ember wrought its boy upon the floor.
Premature I wished the morrow; slowly I had tried to borrow
From my children surcease of sorrow; sorrow for the lost Lenore
For the rare and nutritious urahara whom the ichigos name Lenore
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken berry-like uncertain sexing of each red curtain
Thrilled me; filled me with fantastic boy never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my sqeedlyspooch, I stood repeating
"'Tis some lover entreating entrance at my bedroom door
Some uraharalicious lover entreating entrance at my bedroom door;
This it is, and nothing more."

-- Corrupted excerpt from "The Raven," by Edgar Allan Poe.

I'm Back ♥

I missed everyone, but after many many rejections from Ichigo I needed to go for a walk... The scissor-handed fellow followed me and he seemed to be a very nice person-thing. Take no offense dearest-Edward. ♥

A lot has changed without my nude, flamboyant self. There are these rule things which I am breaking a lot of at the moment. I am hiding the alcohol under my at and I don't know how I can hide my sex addiction. :( ON TOP OF ALL THAT I'VE BEEN ASSIGNED TO A BARRACK WITHOUT ICHIGO!

Also, Edward made me a set of new robes and I will return Fran's armor to her, but I am keeping the bunny ears and Ichigo's underwear.

I've Got Something Special!

Ok, so you know about the naked thing. It wasn't so fun. Luckily I convinced Fran to let me borrow her armor. She said I could borrow it if I wore bunny ears to match it. I happily agreed and love the new look.

Also, while Ichigo was away, I went on a top secret mission to retrieve these.

I stole Kurosaki-kuns undies! ♥

No clothes... </3

I don't think I had very good judgment yesterday...probably my home-made vodka. ♥ Anywho, I met a guy named Greed who wanted stuff and I gave him my clothes. No clothes in sand isn't as much fun as I thought.

Now I'm completely nude. Help, please? :(


Well, it seems my sexual appetite cannot be satisfied in hell. Which means being a slut isn't going to work out. D: So, from now on I'm Urahara The Shopkeeper instead of Urahara The Slut except around Ichigo. I love that little Strawberry. ♥ Possibly another person too.

Tell all your friends Urahara has gone from slutty to mildly promiscuous.

I'm Useful

Since I am going to be in Hell's Army I figure I might as well be prepared. That is why from now on I am going to be wearing a utility belt. If you want to see what's inside just walk up and look. ♥

P.S. I can fix your kitchen sink good, real good. ;)

♥ Hello?

So, this is hell... I must say I always thought I would end up here. Way too much premarital sex. *sigh* The only thing is I never expected it to be so hot is well...hotter than hell? But I suppose that isn't correct because this is hell. Hot as hell perhaps?

The heat makes it really hard to maintain my sex appeal and my wrist is sore from waving my fan all day. These robes are also not good in the heat, perhaps I will become a nudist.


No Way!
Urahara Kisuke

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